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Eat Me
© 2012, John Macchietto
Verse 1: I told my wife to "eat me"
But I didn't think she'd do it.
Once thought she would complete me
So why'd she go and do it?
There's a hole now in my chest
And it's not a broken heart
There's a missing piece of flesh
My God her teeth were sharp.
Chorus: So Honey, why'd ja go and chew my chest off?
Don't you know that it was quite attached to me?
But your claim of self-defense --
Makes not one bit of sense --
So why'd ja go and take a bite of me?
Verse 2: I know now we've had problems
The neighbors knew it too
They could see that it was comin'
But I sure had no clue.
We use to be so happy
Never knew how much you lied
'Cause if I saw right through you
That cannibal inside.
Chorus: So Honey, why'd a go and chew my chest off?
Don't you know that it was quite attached to me?
But your claim of self-defense --
Makes not one bit of sense --
So why'd ja go and take a bite of me?
(Instrumental)
Verse 3: Lookin' back I'm hopin'
That we'll get back to our lives
Your decisions, I'll respect 'em
You've helped me realize --
From the moment one says "I do"
One should never second guess
'Cause a woman who you think loves you
Might bite you in the chest.
Chorus: So Honey, why'd a go and chew my chest off?
Don't you know that it was quite attached to me?
But your claim of self-defense --
Makes not one bit of sense --
So why'd ja go and take a bite of me?
But your claim of self-defense --
Makes not one bit of sense --
So why'd ja go and take a bite of me?
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| Lyric Credits: |
John Gerard Macchietto |
| Music Credits: |
John Gerard Macchietto |
| Producer Credits: |
John Gerard Macchietto |
| Publisher Credits: |
John Gerard Macchietto |
| Performance Credits: |
John Gerard Macchietto |
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Short Song Description:
A humorous country song about domestic violence.
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Long Song Description:
This is a country song with a traditional country beat with steel guitar. The content is a bit bizarre but certainly funny and in good taste.
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Story Behind the Song:
This song stemmed from a friend of mine whose parents' story was pretty disturbing. Sometimes we need to laugh to cope with our reality.
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| Song Length: |
4:09 |
| Primary Genre: |
Unique-Comedy |
| Secondary Genre: |
Country-Traditional |
| Tempo / Feel: |
Medium (111 - 130) |
| Lead Vocal: |
Male Vocal |
| Subject Matter 1: |
Comedy, Funny |
| Subject Matter 2: |
Bad Love |
| Language: |
English |
| Era: |
2000 and later |
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